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Krypto Chronic is a hybrid marijuana strain from the breeder Compound Genetics. It crosses a Fruity Pebbles OG to Alien Cookies, then Jet Fuel Gelato. Krypto Chronic marijuana has a fruity, berry, sweet, creamy, fuel funk and a complex, bittersweet taste.
Krypto Chronic Helps With
- Anxiety: 38% of people say it helps with anxiety
- Depression: 17% of people say it helps with depression
- Pain: 17% of people say it helps with pain
Strain Effects
Krypto Chronic may cause the following effects:
- Euphoric
- Relaxed
- Happy
Negative Effects
Some users have reported experiencing negative effects such as:
- Anxiousness
- Dry eyes
- Dry mouth
Flavors
The flavors associated with Krypto Chronic include:
- Coffee
- Berry
- Apple
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The Alien Labs 14G Flower Krypto Chronic offers an exceptional cannabis experience with the unique and delightful flavors of the Krypto Chronic strain. Known for its potent effects and rich, sweet aroma, Krypto Chronic is a hybrid strain that provides a balanced high, making it perfect for both daytime and evening use.
Kryptochronic ((Fruity Pebbles OG x Alien Cookies) x Jet Fuel Gelato) is a vibrant lime green with purple undertones and bright orange pistils. Tastes and smells like you put gas in your bowl of fruity pebbles instead of milk. Krypto Chronic is an indica hybrid weed strain that might make you energetic, happy, and relaxed all at once!
Alien Labs is well known for flower strains and making them seem almost otherworldly, to now pushing the “exotic” conversation forward by creating new and unique exotic strains. Alien Labs is for the Connoisseur who has tried everything, knows what quality is, and wants to experience new strains. They are founder led and grow and make everything in house.
Krypto Chronic, also known as “Crypto Chronic” or “Kryptochronic,” is a hybrid marijuana strain from the breeder Compound Genetics. It crosses a Fruity Pebbles OG to Alien Cookies, then Jet Fuel Gelato. Krypto Chronic marijuana has a fruity, berry, sweet, creamy, and fuel funk and a complex, bittersweet taste. Leafly readers have also reported coffee, plum, and even tobacco notes. Expect super high THC effects for advanced users, who might get energetic, happy, and relaxed all at once. Some patients turn to Krypto Chronic cannabis to manage anxiety, pain, or depression.
Hug –
Chronic is a very interesting strain to get to know, not the street hydro but the actual strain! It has a good taste that relates to AK-47 super tasty bud with a HEAVY HIGH.
Hkkik –
Chronic, is a term used for good around here. Also chron whatever it is, and has always made me paranoid, anxious or akward. Im guessing it’s weed grown only for extremely high thc levels and yields. You can smoke a roach and get retardedly high. I just don’t like it. Poor people that cant afford hard drugs with no taste will often be smoking this. That or kids who pau $5 for .5 gram. Worst strain i can’t avoid. I hate it.
Gfdhhkk –
Amazing tripping weed! High lasted 6 hours. Just a few negatives paranoid and nausea!
Hjkgfer –
Just smoked this for the first time outside at night in 30-degree weather. Think I heard an animal in the woods. Certainly could have been an Ancient Alien though as well.
Hjjujbfhjj –
This is the shit. I am a frequent user of pot. But this stuff gets me high after 3 hits.
Giikjh –
Very smooth and defiantly makes you giggle… I highly recommend this strain
Fdhjkj –
Best strain i’ve had by far. It hits you quick and doesn’t last that long but has great power for the short high it provides. The buds are very nice looking being a deep green with small orange hairs and coated in white resin. it has effects i’ve never seen before by putting you in a very mellow talkative and giggly state before hunger hits you like a train. After the hunger stage you’ll mellow out and if im comfy i usually just pass out right there. Good daytime strain as you can be productive during the high and since it doesn’t last long you’ll be fine to do things after as well. Also a great late afternoon/nighttime strain as you can relax and sleep like a baby on this chronic
Fcjknnkk –
There’s a reason that this is the word that they use for really amazing pot. I got some really fine quality buds and they smell like heaven is just around the corner, just out of sight, and then the deep, thick smoke tastes surprisingly lovely with no burn. I’m in heaven. I am straining at the bit to get stuff done, and yet, my body is relaxed and pain-free. Three hits over 5 hours has kept me really happy and busy, although sitting and listening to music is sweet, too. this is going into my regular rotation.
Gsjsj –
I feel no pain after smoking this strain
Hdjdn –
Giggly, very silly, a bit difficult to communicate. And easy to forget things and get lost if you aren’t familiar with location. Music sounds amazing. I recommend walking while listening to music. A bit paranoid and euphoric. Didn’t get super munchies just a mild hunger. Didn’t feel super tiresome but had a deep and relaxing overnight sleep.
Hhsken –
rough on throat, but amazing high
Hjgfh –
The strain looks like it is inside out and the nuggets are a good solid with little to no dust, flakes, and stems. the quality of it is relaxing, energetic, creative, positive, motivating, strong pain relief, huge stress reducer, dramatically low anxiety and no paranoia, with strong optimistic traits. the smell (to me) is a strawberry/honey/earth. This is one if the most unique and effortlessly effects strains I’ve ever had!
Ghiijnb –
Holy shit one of the best!!!!!!’ Maybe the best!!!
Gdjdk –
An old school strain that gets my heart pumping. Actually, though, my heart is pounding a little bit after smoking a bowl. That effect I always considered a negative, but I’m a little nostalgic of it now. Chronic has a pretty hard hitting high with that AK-47 lineage shining through on the taste and smell upon the first puff and cough. It’s a great classic to get stoney bologna. Try it if you come across it.
Genbj –
It wasn’t bad at all but I guess for its rep, I expected OG Kush level of good or better…and that it wasn’t. But it was still pretty good shit that gave a solid buzz.
Ghhj –
Smoked this one afternoon, and completely motivated to build a bunch of stuff, and i mean a bunch of stuff
Hdkdk –
burning in the throat. but cant stop smiling. great high
strhtrs –
Makes me argumentative. Not a fan. Uplifting, clear headed high but very talkative
cyru –
Smoked this as a free pre roll and was caught off guard halfway through. I have serious pain that causes me depression and anxiety. We all have so many worries and bothers. This one just melts them away in a nice ray of sunshine and relaxation. It’s good to be calm again.
QANDO –
The effects are awesome. Great for pain and not a large effect on the cerebral. I am able to function on a regular schedule and not worry pain. Great for motivation and I am not tearing my kitchen apart to eat but instead , feeling great and sitting bk and chill in. Definitely worth it. Standard Farms this is a job well done for me.
DEAZ –
Rarely do I log in for a review but this strain definitely merits it. Previous to today I had only seen and had it by Alien Labs and assumed it was “their” strain. Alien Labs is always good but pricey. Then scrolling through me menus today I see $6 prerolls but they have 5 strains well known to Alien Labs…definitely tests lower but I smoked to joints of Krypto and yeeeee buddy! I definitely had too much as it ended up knocking me out and I’m a daily smoker, this is abnormal. This hits and smells amazing (both times)
DREED –
Rarely do I log in for a review but this strain definitely merits it. Previous to today I had only seen and had it by Alien Labs and assumed it was “their” strain. Alien Labs is always good but pricey. Then scrolling through me menus today I see $6 prerolls but they have 5 strains well known to Alien Labs…definitely tests lower but I smoked to joints of Krypto and yeeeee buddy! I definitely had too much as it ended up knocking me out and I’m a daily smoker, this is abnormal. This hits and smells amazing (both times) and you feel it first in your face and eyes. Nice, warm and tingly and was snuggled up under my blankets. An hour and a half in on what I had planned as a Netflix marathon and I had destroyed 1/4 of a cake (I weight 155 and 5’11”) and was fast asleep. Previous to tonight I had controlled my dosage a lot better because it’s top shelf pricing. I got much the same results but wasn’t asleep. Definitely happy, munchies, I started with wake and bake and ended the night all warm and fuzzy inside…Alien Labs in particular had an extremely long high for me, even for their strains.
Gheek –
Fruity on the nose, sweet and funky on the inhale. Smooth on the exhale. High sets in on the back of the eyes and continues through the limbs. Beautiful trichome coverage
GENZA –
I think its amazing. It helps with my horrible back pain, enlightens my head to deal with the pain, plus if u saw it, it’s so pretty with so much purple on it and it smells great.
hien –
Strain destroyed me. Euphoria, couch lock, and munchies.
hfgtdyd –
This strain is amazing got kt from.the dispensary I work at and let me say if you get a chance to get this off the shelf do ot .. very potent and flavourful when fresh pack
sedgt –
Fruity on the nose, sweet and funky on the inhale. Smooth on the exhale. High sets in on the back of the eyes and continues through the limbs. Beautiful trichome coverage.
tyti –
this is legit my new favorite and I know people say these things all the time about a new strain but this right here is my new favorite for pain and any kind of body aches! You feel this come on almost as if you were giving a painkiller! The only bad thing is is it kind of tastes like mothballs or something along that line LOL but 10 minutes later you start feeling it in your head body and back!
DORIS –
This strain is FIRE. I smoke for enjoyment as well as to manage pain along with depression. Killer high to enjoy an evening in or go outdoors and just enjoy everything. Super dense buds, this is also the best smelling weed, smells like a fruity gas. Inhale and exhale give similar notes, smooth burning very very clean. This strain is in my top three for sure and when I can get some seeds, this is going to be a daily.
juryj –
Fruity grape scent. Relaxing but not a couch lock or sleepy feeling. Big time munchies. Helped make my body aches from working out the day before and then being stuck in a car the next day disappear.
juhi –
Very peppery/citrus smell/taste. Left me feeling very euphoric plus a body calming that wasn’t overwhelming.3 people found this helpful
sqese –
Smoked this as a free pre roll and was caught off guard halfway through. I have serious pain that causes me depression and anxiety. We all have so many worries and bothers. This one just melts them away in a nice ray of sunshine and relaxation. It’s good to be calm again.
uyrujy –
This strain is more on the indica side. Has that cakey/gelato strong nose. Great smoke !
Hdfg –
Hits really hard , very potent stuff. Gives a happy euphoric head high and some nice munchies. Makes listening to music almost orgasmic.
hteyht –
Grabbed an 1/8 of the Standard Farms run of this strain. Big whiff of gas when opening. Tastes of glorious gas and berries with a hint of creaminess upon combustion…delicious. Euphoria and body tingles immediately which turns into a calm warm blanket without too much couch lock. Working well for my anxiety AND my chronic pain. Good stuff, would buy again.
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YEN –
Rarely do I log in for a review but this strain definitely merits it. Previous to today I had only seen and had it by Alien Labs and assumed it was “their” strain. Alien Labs is always good but pricey. Then scrolling through me menus today I see $6 prerolls but they have 5 strains well known to Alien Labs…definitely tests lower but I smoked to joints of Krypto and yeeeee buddy! I definitely had too much as it ended up knocking me out and I’m a daily smoker, this is abnormal. This hits and smells amazing (both times) and you feel it first in your face and eyes. Nice, warm and tingly and was snuggled up under my blankets. An hour and a half in on what I had planned as a Netflix marathon and I had destroyed 1/4 of a cake (I weight 155 and 5’11”) and was fast asleep. Previous to tonight I had controlled my dosage a lot better because it’s top shelf pricing. I got much the same results but wasn’t asleep. Definitely happy, munchies, I started with wake and bake and ended the night all warm and fuzzy inside…Alien Labs in particular had an extremely long high for me, even for their strains
DRac –
Kryptochronic by Alien 👽 Labs 🥼Sent Me Into Outer Space 🚀. This Indica Leaning Hybrid is one of the better ones I have had with it’s curb appeal (which does not disappoint) & it’s gigantic THC level of 36.50% 🙀 💨 Enjoy The Pleasure Of The Smoke 💨
HUN –
AlienLabs Krypto via 2honeycomb perc water pipe. Smell is a rounded buttery sweet. The Flavor takes no prisoners, a musty sweet says Hello. Smooth on the throat and a moments later there it is coming up behind the ears ,a pressure wave that is there and then doesn’t crest , it simply losses steam and dissipates. Definitely relaxed and a smile that doesn’t wanna go away. Yeppers a goofy high. ..a goofy high that demands a physical involvement,,at least once a hour get up and move around for awhile. Too much brain activity to fall asleep on but the smile on your face may mislead folks to other conclusions. The 21% THC is felt but the mind enjoys it longer. I have a personal threshold around 21-22% THC level. Above that I start gettin the headaches and humor gets replaced by anxiety.This took me close to the edge without me being dragged over it.Finished the bowl somewhere on the other side of 2hours in. This time I did cough..and I didn’t feel any pressure wave. Perhaps I was higher than I thought..or goofier than I thought. Even after a good diner , I was in no hurry for dessert.I was still high. Alien Labs had me with their Sherbacio, then Melonade and now this close but unique KryptoChronic. This is a good smoke for when you are doing something you like to do..No hurry to reach the end just savoring every moment on the way…yeaa that kind of goofy
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tyhy –
Krypto Chronic is very smooth it would be good for a beginning smoker to try and get a good understanding of the effects of marijuana. this strain is very clear and does not make you feel like its hard or to strong for you but when enough enough you will know 1 to 2 tok,s can get you pretty high upthier unless your a daily smoker like me.
jeefff –
It’s one of the best tasting purple strains I have ever had. If grown right it should be dense and sticky when broken apart. The flavor and smell is almost the same as Berners Cookies but has more Earthy Purple Delicious smell to it. I’m getting myself another ⅛ tomorrow 🤑🤑
DEZZA –
I bought this because one of the genetics is FPOG, an strain I’m trying to study as much as I can. Anywho too the chronic, when I opened the bag it oddly smelt like cream. Like if Thai ice tea was in my eighth bag. It’s taste is relatively creamy as well with hints of sour to it. It was a very pleasant mellow head high.